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Me, Awkwardly Talking “About Me”
My name is Steph Sweeney, and I write novels.
Read a few blog posts and you’ll see I’m a college dropout-turned-waitress who lives alone (meaning yes, creepy dudes on Facebook, I’m single). I don’t even have a cat. Though I do possess a firearm, a faster draw speed than you, no hesitation to pull the trigger, and damn good accuracy. =)
I’ve been a passionate and devoted writer for 15 years. It’s all I’ve ever been and all I’ve ever wanted to be.
And believe me, baby, that’s not a pick-up line.
I’m going to prove it to you the same way I would prove to the creepy Facebook pervert that he shouldn’t have paid me a visit:
I’m going to write books faster and better than everyone else. I’m going to give you bad-ass, emotionally gripping, character-driven, fascinating plots. I’m going to blow your mind, your lid, your load–your freakin’ leaves off the driveway if that’s what it takes.
The rest will take care of itself.
You can also sign up to be notified of my new releases on my Amazon Author Page.
I warn you I do a lot of rambling on this blog. I also get pretty personal. In the real world, I do more observing people than talking to them. I guess I’m shy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t love meeting people. If you think you can tolerate me, feel free to chime in anytime.